Penis Joke Gone Wrong

One of the driving factors in the confidence level of the average guy is his penis size. It could be said that a guy’s finances, social status, or material possessions play a larger part, but that’s just not true. We value our ability to thoroughly please our partner. And we all know, in order to get the job done properly, you have to have the right equipment. One of the most sensitive subjects to joke about with a guy is his penis size. When it happens, there is always tragedy associated.

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One day, I was having a conversation with a very nice looking female friend of mine that was working a front desk clerk job. I sat in the lobby chairs and talked to her as I frequently did. Over the course of time we got into a conversation about someone she dated in the past that had a very inadequate penis size in her opinion. She said he had about 6 inches and that just wasn’t enough to satisfy her. So, I took that as an opportunity to give her a quick laugh, I proceeded to initiate what turned into a pure catastrophe, a penis joke.

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In the name of comedy, I sacrificed myself as the test subject in my joke. I told her that I had a 4 inch penis. That ignited a hail storm of laughter! She verbally attacked me from every angle to make it painfully obvious that penis size matters. While laughing she asked “How many of your girlfriends have cheated on you? Ha Ha” “How many women give you a call back after sex!? Ha Ha!””When you piss, do you drip into your underwear before your finished!? Ha Ha!!”” I have to admit she was very entertaining! We got a good laugh out of it, at first.

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Then the dynamic of the joke changed when she decided to tell all of her female coworkers(and one homosexual man) the joke that I had told her. Everyone errupted into laughter, nonstop. I couldn’t catch a break from any of them. All of these ladies were poking fun at what they thought was my physical inadequacy. I’m not talking about a few mins or hours. This penis joke went on for days! I got to the point where I had to ask “Why is this still funny?”

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Then the truth about what size penis the ladies these days are looking for came out. These ladies sat me down in what could have been seen as an intervention and said “Seriously, do whatever you have to do to get your penis to at least 7 inches. Maybe even 8 inches. If you don’t, you’ll never keep a woman’s respect. Nor will she be faithful to you.” I was appalled and enlightened at the same time. My situation was all fun and games, but it still let me know how viciously women discuss inadequate penis size. Don’t be the butt of a penis joke. If your not at least 7 inches, start growing it today!!